Not My Pasture, Not My Cows, Not My Bullsh*t Graphic Tee
- Ready to ship from Texas
- Backordered, shipping soon
Description
This is for the woman whose face usually says it first, but who does not mind a little backup from her outfit. The Not My Pasture, Not My Cows, Not My Bullsh*t Graphic Tee gives the day a clear little theme and leaves plenty of room to style it your way.
Its listed details include unisex fit, 10% polyester / 90% cotton, and Gray color. Add casual favorites, a confident smile, and absolutely no unnecessary explanation.
Fit and Fabric
- Unisex fit
- 10% polyester / 90% cotton
- Delta garment
- Color: Gray
Size Chart
S, M, L, XL, 2X
We get it—you want it fast. Orders typically ship out quickly, with delivery in about 6–8 business days depending on the carrier.
Once your order is on the way, you’ll receive tracking so you can follow it every step of the journey. Delays can happen, but we’re always here to help if anything comes up!
Not obsessed? No worries—we’ve got you. You have 7 days from delivery to return eligible items for a full refund or store credit (your choice!). Just make sure items are unworn, unwashed, and in original condition.
Need a return label? Email us and we’ll send one over (cost deducted from refund), or ship it back your way.
Note: Sale items, accessories, and select categories are final sale.

