Here Lies My Mental Stability Military Green Tee
- Ready to ship from Texas
- Backordered, shipping soon
Description
Here Lies My Mental Stability gives spooky season a darkly funny monument on Heather Military Green. It is for the woman juggling a full calendar, a busy mind, and enough humor to laugh when the last nerve finally packs a suitcase.
Wear it with leggings or denim and let the epitaph explain the mood. Comfort Colors cotton keeps the relaxed unisex fit soft while the DTF message delivers the joke.
Fit and Fabric
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Comfort Colors
- 100% cotton
- Available color: H. Military Green
- DTF printed graphic
- Sizes S, M, L, XL, 2X, 3X
Size Chart
Garment measurements from the product export are shown in inches.
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2X | 32 | 26 |
| 3X | 33 | 28 |
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