But Did You Die Funny Graphic Tee

For the friend who always tells the wildest stories (or the parent who hears all the complaints), this “But Did You Die” Funny Graphic Tee says what you’re really thinking. It’s the perfect sarcastic shirt for road trips, nights out, gym sessions, or anytime you need a little dark humor.
Printed on a soft graphite gray unisex Gildan tee that fits like your everyday men’s t-shirt, it’s easy to style with jeans, joggers, or shorts. Toss it on with sneakers for casual days or layer with a flannel or hoodie and let the bold text be the main character of your outfit.

Fit and Fabric

Fit: Unisex fit like a classic men’s tee; not a women’s fitted style. True to size for a relaxed look, or size up for an oversized, leggings-friendly vibe.
Fabric: Gildan cotton tee with DTF print, designed for everyday comfort and durability through regular wear and washing.

Size Chart (in inches)

S — Length: 28" / Width: 18"
M — Length: 29" / Width: 20"
L — Length: 30" / Width: 22"
XL — Length: 31" / Width: 24"
2X — Length: 32" / Width: 26"
3X — Length: 33" / Width: 28"

Color(s)

5000 H Graphite (gray)

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