Not My Pasture, Not My Cows, Not My Bullsh*t Graphic Tee
- Ready to ship from Texas
- Backordered, shipping soon
How many times have we all thought of this expression? Well, maybe not this exact expression, but something just like it? This relatable and modern t-shirt says it like it is and is as simple as it gets. It’s a unisex t-shirt for casual wear with plenty of personality stitched into it so that you can feel on top of the world. A funny graphic tee for women that love the sass and the actual point of the expression itself, this will do great things for your go-to style preferences.
- Delta
- Crew Neck
- Screenprinted
- 10% polyester/90% cotton
- Unisex fit
We get it—you want it fast. Orders typically ship out quickly, with delivery in about 6–8 business days depending on the carrier.
Once your order is on the way, you’ll receive tracking so you can follow it every step of the journey. Delays can happen, but we’re always here to help if anything comes up!
Not obsessed? No worries—we’ve got you. You have 7 days from delivery to return eligible items for a full refund or store credit (your choice!). Just make sure items are unworn, unwashed, and in original condition.
Need a return label? Email us and we’ll send one over (cost deducted from refund), or ship it back your way.
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